Kendall is my favorite person. — #realtalk
things that are way harder than they should be:
- spreading cold butter on soft bread
- getting a good education
- sacrificing a child for the glory of our lord satan in public
- loving whoever you want
- getting asked to go on a date i mean seriously damn
what if magic was real but it was treated the way music is now with different genres and shit like “oh youre still into conjuring? thats cool I guess. recently ive been getting into third-wave post-necromancy, it’s some pretty heavy stuff”
Someone write this book.
I have honestly never heard the word ‘dork’ used without it being affectionate
my ex texted me today “you can delete my number i don’t care anymore”
and i replied “who is this”
I’d need a bottle of sriracha for this.
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t o o r e a l
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"Everybody is clever, just in their own ways" - Matt Groening
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i dont trust people who dont let their dogs or cats on the furniture u are mean u are cold hearted
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why is James spelled with an s. why is it plural. more than 1 Jame. how many James.
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